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  "thread": {
    "id": 1692,
    "subject": "You Might Be An Urthling, If...",
    "messages": 1,
    "voices": 1,
    "first": "1999-06-18T18:49:18+00:00",
    "last": "1999-06-18T18:49:18+00:00"
  },
  "messages": [
    {
      "message_id": "<urth-v0027-0103@digest.urth.net>",
      "from": {
        "name": "Mitchell A. Bailey",
        "address": "mab at lindau.net"
      },
      "date": "1999-06-18T18:49:18+00:00",
      "subject": "(urth) You Might Be An Urthling, If...",
      "in_reply_to": null,
      "reply_link": null,
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          "text": "You’ve tried to explain “fuligin” to the clerk at the costume shop.\n\nYou display any of the following bumper stickers ( on an OFF-road\nvehicle, natch)\n\n\t“The Conciliator Saves”\n\t”I Brake for Arsinoithers” (probably wise!)\n\t“Apport on Board”\n\t“Vodalus for Autarch”\n\t“Free Canog”\n\ta parking permit for the Old Yard of the Autarch’s Citadel\n\t“Severian Lives”\n\t“Legalize Alzabo”\n\t“Fusils Don’t Kill People, People Kill People”\n\t“Don’t Blame Me , I Voted for Typhon”\n\nYou’ve ever referred to your fanny pack as your sabretache.\n\nYou mispronounce quite common words such as urticate, salpinx, or\nbordereau.\n\nYou’ve ever cited _The Book of the Wonders of Urth and Sky_ or\nBlaithmiac’s _Lives of the Seventeen Megatherians_ in a bibliography.\n\nYou’ve shopped for Fechin prints, \nor an “Eschatology and Genesis” handbill, \nor -hoo, mama! - a Jolenta calendar (with a centerfold of Jolenta as\nJahi)\n\nYou’ve ever claimed any of the following on your tax return:\n\tcharitable contributions to the Pelerines\n\tYour other lives you acquired through alzabo, as dependents\n\tIncome from practicing “the mystery of the guild” freelance\n\nYour will specifies interment in the Garden of Endless Sleep"
        }
      ]
    }
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