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    "id": 3158,
    "subject": "Necronomicon (totally off-topic, but funny--apologies in advance)",
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    "first": "2002-04-16T19:58:31+00:00",
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      "message_id": "<urth-v0204-632@digest.urth.net>",
      "from": {
        "name": "Alice K. Turner",
        "address": "aturner6 at nyc.rr.com"
      },
      "date": "2002-04-16T19:58:31+00:00",
      "subject": "(urth) Necronomicon (totally off-topic, but funny--apologies in advance)",
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          "text": " There Ain't No Necronomicon!\n: Copyright 1992 by Eric Hoffman and Poke Runyon\n\n: Every few years you will see\n: An ad as well-writ as can be!\n: Offering for sale a book...\n: Whose title is the selling hook.\n\n: It's called the Necronomicon,\n: To summon horrors from beyond...\n: Or so 'twas claimed by H.P.L.,\n: Writ by an Arab mad as hell!\n\n: The author, poor Abdul Alhazred,\n: Was 'et by demons in Damascus --\n: And how his book survived...\n: Don't ask us!\n\n: Lovecraft's fans both far and near\n: Have searched for many a fruitless year\n: To find this book of evil spells\n: But the truth is sad to tell...\n\n: THERE AIN'T NO NECRONOMICON!!!\n\n: There is a Key of Sol - o - mon\n: And a Lesser Key, Lemeg - a - ton.\n: There's a Grimorie of Honorius\n: And other works notorious...\n\n: Heptameron, Enchiradon, complete\n: With Tetragram - ma - ton\n: But there ain't no Necro - nom - ee - con,\n: Of that we have no doubt!\n\n: There's a tiny little Grand Grim-wah,\n: An absolutely True Grim-wha,\n: And Solomon's  Ars No-tor-ee-ah,\n: But where's the \"Necronom-ee-kha?\"\n\n: There's Aramadel and Arbatel\n: And other catalogs of hell...\n: There's Picatrix ( not pick up sticks)\n: And other books of dirty tricks!\n\n: There's manuscripts quite Faust - tee - on\n: In Tablets in Enoch - ee - on...\n: But there ain't no Necornomicon,\n: And that's a natural fact!\n\n: From The Seventh Ray, Book 1, \"The Blue Ray\"\n: http://members.aol.com/CHSOTA/productions.html"
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