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The Urth list — 4 messages, 4 voices, 04 Jul 2007
https://urth.darkrealm.vip/thread/urth/4873

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Dan'l Danehy-Oakes — 04 Jul 2007, 02:20

A very happy Independence Day.

Remember, firecrackers and beer don't mix.

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  Dan'l Danehy-Oakes, writer, trainer, bon vivant
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Martinus Scriblerus — 04 Jul 2007, 05:15
  in reply to Dan'l Danehy-Oakes

> On 7/4/07, Dan'l Danehy-Oakes <danldo at gmail.com> wrote:
> A very happy Independence Day.
> 
> Remember, firecrackers and beer don't mix.

It makes them soggy and difficult to light.

Seriously though, happy Independence day to you all.

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  Martinus Scriblerus scripsit ex 50? 21' N, 4?41' W

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don doggett — 04 Jul 2007, 07:02
  in reply to Martinus Scriblerus

--- Martinus Scriblerus

> <martinus.scriblerus at gmail.com> wrote:
> On 7/4/07, Dan'l Danehy-Oakes <danldo at gmail.com>
> wrote:

> > A very happy Independence Day.
> > 
> > Remember, firecrackers and beer don't mix.

> It makes them soggy and difficult to light.
> 
> Seriously though, happy Independence day to you all.

So, light them with your. . . er. . . cigarette.
Here's to freedom and independent thought.

Don

The Evangelists: a Lesser Apocrypha                                                                        http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=178109961


       

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Recursive Loop — 04 Jul 2007, 13:36
  in reply to Dan'l Danehy-Oakes

"Remember, firecrackers and beer don't mix."

That's true. Better to soak brauts in the beer than firecrackers. Firecrackers won't light after
being soaked in beer.

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