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This file was rebuilt from parsed fields rather than retained headers, so it is faithful in content but not byte-exact.", "addresses": "obscured as 'user at host'" }, "archive": "urth", "thread": { "id": 5389, "subject": "A truly awful joke", "messages": 8, "voices": 6, "first": "2009-04-01T21:05:05+00:00", "last": "2009-04-02T17:07:31+00:00" }, "messages": [ { "message_id": "<273409710904011405n11adcbfan52ac43debb127ff6@mail.gmail.com>", "from": { "name": "Jordon Flato", "address": "jordonflato at gmail.com" }, "date": "2009-04-01T21:05:05+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": null, "reply_link": null, "blocks": [ { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding\nsomeone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood\nin their stool.\n\nThat is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:\n\n\"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man\nsitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his face,\ncrosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's\nwrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong?\nThere's Blood in my Stool!'\"\n\n\nuuuuuuuuuh.\n\nBud dum bump" } ] }, { "message_id": "<49D42EE0.6070208@io.com>", "from": { "name": "Jeff Wilson", "address": "jwilson at io.com" }, "date": "2009-04-02T03:20:00+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<273409710904011405n11adcbfan52ac43debb127ff6@mail.gmail.com>", "reply_link": "header", "blocks": [ { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "Jordon Flato wrote:\nSomeone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding \nsomeone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had \nBlood in their stool.\n\nThat is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:\n\n\"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent \nman sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on \nhis face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and \nasks 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says \n'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'\"" }, { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "How could he tell he was opulent by looking?" }, { "kind": "sig", "depth": 0, "text": "Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com\n< http://www.io.com/~jwilson >" } ] }, { "message_id": "<670102.45793.qm@web81401.mail.mud.yahoo.com>", "from": { "name": "Stuart Hamm", "address": "hammstu at sbcglobal.net" }, "date": "2009-04-02T12:51:09+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<49D42EE0.6070208@io.com>", "reply_link": "header", "blocks": [ { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "I think that if we comment on this post it might encourage him....\n\n\n\n???? Skype? stuart.hamm\nmyspace.com/stuhamm\n? ??? stuarthamm.net\n\n\n--- On Wed, 4/1/09, Jeff Wilson wrote:\n\nFrom: Jeff Wilson \nSubject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke\nTo: \"The Urth Mailing List\" \nDate: Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 8:20 PM" }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "Jordon Flato wrote:\nSomeone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding\nsomeone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in\ntheir stool.\n\nThat is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:\n\n\"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat\nopulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on\nhis face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks\n'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says\n'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'\"" }, { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "How could he tell he was opulent by looking?\n\n-- Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com\n< http://www.io.com/~jwilson >" } ] }, { "message_id": "", "from": { "name": "Adam Thornton", "address": "adam at io.com" }, "date": "2009-04-02T14:01:16+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<670102.45793.qm@web81401.mail.mud.yahoo.com>", "reply_link": "header", "blocks": [ { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "On Apr 2, 2009, at 7:51 AM, Stuart Hamm wrote:\nI think that if we comment on this post it might encourage him...." }, { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "Yes, he's obviously incorrigable.\n\nAdam" } ] }, { "message_id": "<93d4039f0904020714h18e66e7i610299f20c747a88@mail.gmail.com>", "from": { "name": "John Watkins", "address": "john.watkins04 at gmail.com" }, "date": "2009-04-02T14:14:10+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<49D42EE0.6070208@io.com>", "reply_link": "header", "blocks": [ { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them *before *he\nkilled Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the *Whorl *at\nleast 37 years before the commencement of *Nightside*, and we theorize, ah,\nassume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from this joke, I\nthink it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk is *\npart-Neighbor* the entire time." }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson wrote:\n Jordon Flato wrote:" }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 2, "text": "Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding\nsomeone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood\nin their stool.\n\nThat is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:\n\n\"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent\nman sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his\nface, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks\n'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's\nwrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'\"" }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "How could he tell he was opulent by looking?\n\n--\nJeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com\n< http://www.io.com/~jwilson >\n_______________________________________________" } ] }, { "message_id": "<856700.92611.qm@web81405.mail.mud.yahoo.com>", "from": { "name": "Stuart Hamm", "address": "hammstu at sbcglobal.net" }, "date": "2009-04-02T14:25:40+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<93d4039f0904020714h18e66e7i610299f20c747a88@mail.gmail.com>", "reply_link": "header", "blocks": [ { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe\n\n..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor...\n\n\n???? Mobile — (415) 786-3624\n???? Skype? stuart.hamm\nmyspace.com/stuhamm\n? ??? stuarthamm.net\n\n\n--- On Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins wrote:\n\nFrom: John Watkins \nSubject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke\nTo: \"The Urth Mailing List\" \nDate: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM\n\n\n\nGood question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them before he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the Whorl at least 37 years before the commencement of Nightside, and we theorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from this joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk is part-Neighbor the entire time.\n\n\nOn Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson wrote:\n\n\n\n\nJordon Flato wrote:\n\nSomeone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool.\n\nThat is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:\n\n\"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. “He gets a very angry look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. ?The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' ?Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong” ?There's Blood in my Stool!'\"\n\nHow could he tell he was opulent by looking?" }, { "kind": "sig", "depth": 0, "text": "Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com\n< http://www.io.com/~jwilson >" } ] }, { "message_id": "<93d4039f0904020740p75170d3ao203bbd14ea74ba36@mail.gmail.com>", "from": { "name": "John Watkins", "address": "john.watkins04 at gmail.com" }, "date": "2009-04-02T14:40:45+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<856700.92611.qm@web81405.mail.mud.yahoo.com>", "reply_link": "header", "blocks": [ { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "Better yet--assume Typhon *was the original Neighbor and the founder of\ntheir race. *The doubling of limbs is in imitation of his doubling of\nheads. That's why the Neighbors tell Silk/Horn that Pas is not their\ngod--he's a culture hero/ancestor figure instead." }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 10:25 AM, Stuart Hamm wrote:\n I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe\n\n..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor...\n\n Mobile (415) 786-3624\n Skype stuart.hamm\nmyspace.com/stuhamm\n stuarthamm.net\n\n\n--- On *Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins * wrote:\n\nFrom: John Watkins \nSubject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke\nTo: \"The Urth Mailing List\" \nDate: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM\n\n\n Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them *before\n*he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the *Whorl\n*at least 37 years before the commencement of *Nightside*, and we\ntheorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from\nthis joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk\nis *part-Neighbor* the entire time.\n\nOn Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson wrote:" }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 2, "text": " Jordon Flato wrote:" }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 3, "text": "Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding\nsomeone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood\nin their stool.\n\nThat is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:\n\n\"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent\nman sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his\nface, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks\n'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's\nwrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'\"" }, { "kind": "quote", "depth": 2, "text": "How could he tell he was opulent by looking?\n\n--\nJeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com\n< http://www.io.com/~jwilson >\n_______________________________________________" } ] }, { "message_id": "", "from": { "name": "Son of Witz", "address": "sonofwitz at butcherbaker.org" }, "date": "2009-04-02T17:07:31+00:00", "subject": "(urth) A truly awful joke", "in_reply_to": "<93d4039f0904020740p75170d3ao203bbd14ea74ba36@mail.gmail.com>", "reply_link": "subject", "blocks": [ { "kind": "quote", "depth": 1, "text": "Bud dum bump" }, { "kind": "text", "depth": 0, "text": "Plop!" } ] } ] }