# A truly awful joke *The Urth list — 8 messages, 6 voices, 01 Apr 2009* > Exported from an unofficial mirror of a public mailing list. Copyright > in each message remains with the person who wrote it. > Email addresses are obscured as `user at host`, the form the original > archive published. This file was rebuilt from parsed fields rather than > retained headers, so it is faithful in content but not byte-exact. --- ### Jordon Flato *01 Apr 2009, 21:05* Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool. That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'" uuuuuuuuuh. Bud dum bump --- ### Jeff Wilson *02 Apr 2009, 03:20 · in reply to Jordon Flato* > Jordon Flato wrote: > Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding > someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had > Blood in their stool. > > That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: > > "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent > man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on > his face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and > asks 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says > 'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'" How could he tell he was opulent by looking? ``` Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com < http://www.io.com/~jwilson > ``` --- ### Stuart Hamm *02 Apr 2009, 12:51 · in reply to Jeff Wilson* I think that if we comment on this post it might encourage him.... ???? Skype? stuart.hamm myspace.com/stuhamm ? ??? stuarthamm.net --- On Wed, 4/1/09, Jeff Wilson wrote: From: Jeff Wilson Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke To: "The Urth Mailing List" Date: Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 8:20 PM > Jordon Flato wrote: > Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding > someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in > their stool. > > That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: > > "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat > opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on > his face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks > 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says > 'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'" How could he tell he was opulent by looking? -- Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com < http://www.io.com/~jwilson > --- ### Adam Thornton *02 Apr 2009, 14:01 · in reply to Stuart Hamm* > On Apr 2, 2009, at 7:51 AM, Stuart Hamm wrote: > I think that if we comment on this post it might encourage him.... Yes, he's obviously incorrigable. Adam --- ### John Watkins *02 Apr 2009, 14:14 · in reply to Jeff Wilson* Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them *before *he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the *Whorl *at least 37 years before the commencement of *Nightside*, and we theorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from this joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk is * part-Neighbor* the entire time. > On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson wrote: > Jordon Flato wrote: >> Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding >> someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood >> in their stool. >> >> That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: >> >> "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent >> man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his >> face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks >> 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's >> wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'" > How could he tell he was opulent by looking? > > -- > Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com > < http://www.io.com/~jwilson > > _______________________________________________ --- ### Stuart Hamm *02 Apr 2009, 14:25 · in reply to John Watkins* I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe ..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor... ???? Mobile — (415) 786-3624 ???? Skype? stuart.hamm myspace.com/stuhamm ? ??? stuarthamm.net --- On Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins wrote: From: John Watkins Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke To: "The Urth Mailing List" Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them before he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the Whorl at least 37 years before the commencement of Nightside, and we theorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from this joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk is part-Neighbor the entire time. On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson wrote: Jordon Flato wrote: Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool. That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. “He gets a very angry look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. ?The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' ?Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong” ?There's Blood in my Stool!'" How could he tell he was opulent by looking? ``` Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com < http://www.io.com/~jwilson > ``` --- ### John Watkins *02 Apr 2009, 14:40 · in reply to Stuart Hamm* Better yet--assume Typhon *was the original Neighbor and the founder of their race. *The doubling of limbs is in imitation of his doubling of heads. That's why the Neighbors tell Silk/Horn that Pas is not their god--he's a culture hero/ancestor figure instead. > On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 10:25 AM, Stuart Hamm wrote: > I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe > > ..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor... > > Mobile (415) 786-3624 > Skype stuart.hamm > myspace.com/stuhamm > stuarthamm.net > > > --- On *Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins * wrote: > > From: John Watkins > Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke > To: "The Urth Mailing List" > Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM > > > Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them *before > *he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the *Whorl > *at least 37 years before the commencement of *Nightside*, and we > theorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from > this joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk > is *part-Neighbor* the entire time. > > On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson wrote: >> Jordon Flato wrote: >>> Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding >>> someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood >>> in their stool. >>> >>> That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: >>> >>> "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent >>> man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his >>> face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks >>> 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's >>> wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'" >> How could he tell he was opulent by looking? >> >> -- >> Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com >> < http://www.io.com/~jwilson > >> _______________________________________________ --- ### Son of Witz *02 Apr 2009, 17:07 · follows John Watkins* > Bud dum bump Plop! ---