# Trailer Hitch

*The Urth list — 1 messages, 1 voices, 13 May 1998*

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### Charles Dye
*13 May 1998, 11:36*

Thus saith "Kieran Cleary" <kierannwn at tinet.ie>:

> lol  @ bad casting. Of course, you'd need an absurdly deep-throated and
> portentous trailer intro:
> 
> "In the Far Far Future, The Sun is Dying...The Fate of Humanity lies with
> the Destiny of One Man. To Protect Our Future, He Must Destroy Our World!"

"It is the tale of a Torturer, exiled from his guild for the crime of mercy."

(Darn.  Wish I could lay hands on one of those awful original adverts!  The
above is from memory, and probably inaccurate.)

raster at highfiber.com

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