A truly awful joke

Jordon Flato · 01 Apr 2009, 21:05 · from 2009-April.txt.gz

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From: jordonflato at gmail.com (Jordon Flato)
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:05:05 -0700
Subject: (urth) A truly awful joke
Message-ID: <273409710904011405n11adcbfan52ac43debb127ff6 at mail.gmail.com>

Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding
someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood
in their stool.

That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:

"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man
sitting in front of the bar tender.  He gets a very angry look on his face,
crosses his arm and sighs.  The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's
wrong Patera?'  Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong?
There's Blood in my Stool!'"

uuuuuuuuuh.

Bud dum bump
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