A truly awful joke

Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool. That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'" uuuuuuuuuh. Bud dum bump

How could he tell he was opulent by looking?

I think that if we comment on this post it might encourage him.... ???? Skype? stuart.hamm myspace.com/stuhamm ? ??? stuarthamm.net --- On Wed, 4/1/09, Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com> wrote: From: Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com> Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke To: "The Urth Mailing List" <urth at lists.urth.net> Date: Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 8:20 PM

How could he tell he was opulent by looking? -- Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com < http://www.io.com/~jwilson >

Yes, he's obviously incorrigable. Adam

Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them before *he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the *Whorl *at least 37 years before the commencement of *Nightside, and we theorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from this joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk is * part-Neighbor* the entire time.

I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe ..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor... ???? Mobile — (415) 786-3624 ???? Skype? stuart.hamm myspace.com/stuhamm ? ??? stuarthamm.net --- On Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins <john.watkins04 at gmail.com> wrote: From: John Watkins <john.watkins04 at gmail.com> Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke To: "The Urth Mailing List" <urth at lists.urth.net> Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM Good question. Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them before he killed Blood. Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the Whorl at least 37 years before the commencement of Nightside, and we theorize, ah, assume, hey? That they got their, not, ah, unaided. So from this joke, I think it is, um, allowable? Supportable to conclude that Silk is part-Neighbor the entire time. On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com> wrote: Jordon Flato wrote: Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool. That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke: "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. “He gets a very angry look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. ?The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' ?Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong” ?There's Blood in my Stool!'" How could he tell he was opulent by looking?

Better yet--assume Typhon *was the original Neighbor and the founder of their race. *The doubling of limbs is in imitation of his doubling of heads. That's why the Neighbors tell Silk/Horn that Pas is not their god--he's a culture hero/ancestor figure instead.

Plop!