A truly awful joke

Stuart Hamm · 02 Apr 2009, 14:25 · from 2009-April.txt.gz

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From: hammstu at sbcglobal.net (Stuart Hamm)
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2009 07:25:40 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: (urth) A truly awful joke
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I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe
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..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor...

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--- On Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins <john.watkins04 at gmail.com> wrote:

From: John Watkins <john.watkins04 at gmail.com>
Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke
To: "The Urth Mailing List" <urth at lists.urth.net>
Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM

Good question.? Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them before he killed Blood.? Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the Whorl at least 37 years before the commencement of Nightside, and we theorize, ah, assume, hey?? That they got their, not, ah, unaided.? So from this joke, I think it is, um, allowable?? Supportable to conclude that Silk is part-Neighbor the entire time.

On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com> wrote:

Jordon Flato wrote:

Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool.

That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:

"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. ?He gets a very angry look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. ?The bartender looks at him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' ?Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's wrong? ?There's Blood in my Stool!'"

How could he tell he was opulent by looking?

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