Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna....

I do know what Kieran meant about RNA, though: there was a theory around for a while that RNA was the carrier of memory. Back in the 1970's (ish) someone taught planarian worms to run a T-shaped maze, then fed them to other planarian worms, and put those worms into the maze. They appeared to guess which way to turn more often than chance would allow. There naturally followed a lot of stories based on that, often making much of the cannibal belief that you could absorb your enemies' strength and other virtues by eating them. This account is taken from what I recall of the introduction to one such story, so it may not be scientifically or historically accurate, but it reflects the author's understanding, which is what matters here. The experiment seemed to suggest that memory must be carried chemically (cell structures wouldn't survive being ground up and eaten) and RNA was a favorite contender for the role. I believe the theory has gone away now, though.