Urth Net
Trailer Hitch
Thus saith "Kieran Cleary" <kierannwn at tinet.ie>:
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lol @ bad casting. Of course, you'd need an absurdly deep-throated and portentous trailer intro:
"In the Far Far Future, The Sun is Dying...The Fate of Humanity lies with the Destiny of One Man. To Protect Our Future, He Must Destroy Our World!"
"It is the tale of a Torturer, exiled from his guild for the crime of mercy."
(Darn. Wish I could lay hands on one of those awful original adverts! The above is from memory, and probably inaccurate.)
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